Signature Cocktails

Butterbeer – $9
Our top secret magical potion served on ice with Sprecher Cream Soda
What happens at Slughorn’s Christmas Party stays at Slughorn’s Christmas Party.

Colossus and the Wanderer – $15
A Gigantic 32oz Mug of Blueberry Lager, Angry Orchard, Guinness Irish Stout paired with a shot of Leroux Blackberry Brandy
On the horizon, a hulking beast emerges from the mists…

Mlem! YOSHI! – $10.50
Puntagave Mezcal, Domaine De Canton, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Jamaican #2 Bitters
Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring POP!

Legend of Cucumber: Breath of the Blackberry – $11
Roku Japanese Gin, Cardinal Spirits Blackberry Bramble, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Soda
What are all these La Crocks cans doing here?

Cloud City – $9.5
Makers Mark, Honey Simple Syrup, Cream Float, Nutmeg
Suspended high among the pastel clouds of Bespin is a floating metropolis of sophisticated beauty and political freedom.

James and the Giant Peach – $10
Ketel Peach & Orange Blossom Vodka, Peach Simple Syrup, Lemon Juice, Whipped Cream
James found himself a new friend…

Arrakis Sunrise – $9.5
Infuse Mango Habanero Vodka, Peach Nectar, Lime Juice, Sassafras Bitters
He who controls the spice controls the Universe.

…But That’s None of My Business – $9.5
Makers Mark Bourbon, Marie Brizard Apry, Lemon Juice, Sweet Tea
Definitely just named this drink after a meme.

Fruit Punch Man – $9.5
Pinnacle Peach, Mango Cruzan, Hendricks Gin, Sauza, Passion Fruit, Soda
I’ve become too strong.

Kirby’s Dreamland – $9.5
Tanqueray, Rose Champagne, Rose Simple Syrup, Lemon Juice
Unstoppable puffball with an infinite appetite.

Sazerac Pit – $10.5
Kilbeggan Small Batch Rye Whiskey, Simple Syrup, Peychauds Bitters, Absinthe Rinse
In it’s belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

Give Inspiration

Inspiration Token – $5
Treat your server or the kitchen to
a drink after their shift:
We stay sober while working, so you don’t have to.