+1 Basket of Sweet Potato Fries (v)
Served with house Ginger Aioli.
7.50
Basket of Tetris Tots or Waffle Fries
5.00
Buffalo Chicken Wontons
Fried buffalo chicken with pepper jack cheese in a hand-wrapped wonton (5). Served with Bleu Cheese.
8.50
Carbs Against Humanity (v)
Bavarian pretzel with choice of two: Nacho Cheese, Cinnamon Butter, Honey Mustard, or Strawberry Jam.
9.50
Eyeholes (v)
Four Homemade deep fried mac and cheese balls with jalapeño. Chipotle Ranch dip. Don’t get caught eating them.
8.50
Hulk Smash Nachos (v)
Tortilla chips, guacamole, pico de gallo, olives, and sour cream. Drenched in house nacho cheese sauce.
8.50
Jalapeño Pop ’em Like It’s Hot (v)
Five hand breaded and deep fried jalapeño poppers.
8.50
Live Long and Fiber (v)
Platter of fresh seasonal veggies with traditional hummus dip and chips.
7.50
Los Pollos Hermanos Chicken Wings
Our smoked wings seasoned with special secret ingredients and tossed in your favorite sauce: Buffalo, BBQ, Szechuan, Honey Sriracha, Teriyaki, Sweet Chili, or Garlic Parmesan. Side of Ranch or Bleu Cheese.
5 - 7.00 10 - 14.00 15 - 19.50 20 - 25.00
Mordenkainen’s Cheese Curds (v)
Squeaky Wisconsin cheese curds hand battered in our house beer batter and fried until golden brown. Choice of sauce.
9.95
Porg Strips & Chips Basket
Three hand-breaded golden chicken strips with waffle fries. Choice of Ranch, Chipotle Ranch, BBQ, or Honey Mustard.
9.50
Tetris Totchos
Puzzle-shaped tater tot pieces topped with melted shredded cheddar cheese, bacon crumbles, and pico de gallo with Chipotle Ranch.
10.50
Totoro Tempura (v)
Avocado, carrots, broccoli, and cauliflower hand battered and deep fried with Ranch or Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce. What? It’s still healthy.
9.95
BBQ Pork Belly Salad
Mixed greens, crispy pork belly in house BBQ sauce, cucumber, tomato, red onion, orange slices, sesame seeds, and Asian Sesame-Ginger dressing.
8.95 small 12.95 regular
Bikini Bottom Tuna Bowl*
Fluffy brown rice & quinoa blend topped with seared tuna slices, edamame, avocado, cucumbers, matchstick fresh veggies, sesame seeds, and Asian Sesame-Ginger dressing. I’m Ready! I’m Ready! I’m Ready!
8.95 small 13.95 regular
Caesar Salad
Romaine, Parmesan, garlic croutons, Caesar dressing.
4.95 small 9.95 regular
Cobb Ross Salad (v)
Mixed greens topped with garbanzo beans, edamame, beets, green peas, avocado, cucumber, and tomato. Choice of dressing. Happy little greens.
6.95 small 10.95 regular
Eddy’s Housemade Chili
It’s chili, order it already.
3.00 cup 6.00 bowl
House Cup Salad (v)
Mixed greens with tomatoes, carrots, cucumbers, and red onion. Ten points to Gryffindor!
3.95 small 7.95 regular
Soup d’Jour
What’s the soup d’jour? That’s the soup of the day. That sounds good, I’ll have that.
3.00 cup 6.00 bowl
The Jayne Cobb Special
Mixed greens, bacon, hard boiled egg, avocado, tomato, and bleu cheese crumbles. Choice of dressing. The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
7.95 small 11.95 regular
Bacon Chicken Ranch Wrap
Fried chicken, bacon jam, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, and ranch dressing in a flour tortilla.
7.95 11.95
Bigby’s Chicken Hand-wich
Fried chicken, bacon jam, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, and ranch dressing in a flour tortilla.
6.95 small 11.95 regular
Buffy the Chicken Wrap
Crispy or grilled buffalo chicken with lettuce and bleu cheese crumbles. Ranch or bleu cheese dip.
6.95 small 11.95 regular
Chicken Club at House on the Hill
Grilled chicken with fresh avocado, bacon, lettuce, and tomato with chipotle mayo on toasted sourdough.
7.95 small 11.95 regular
Jurassic Pork
Smoked pulled pork, house BBQ sauce, and topped with your choice of creamy or vinegar slaw.
10.95
Rubik’s Cuban
Smoked pulled pork, smoked ham, and Swiss cheese on a ciabatta roll with pickles and yellow mustard.
7.95 small 12.95 regular
Shrimp Poe Boi*
Blackened shrimp, chipotle Rey-moulade, tomatoes, roasted red peppers, Finn-ished with lettuce.
12.50
SPACEBALLS: The Sandwich
Handmade all-beef meatballs, marinara, and provolone cheese on a hoagie roll.
6.95 small 10.95 regular
Stardew Veggie Sandwich (v)
Tomatoes, spring mix, fresh basil, and balsamic dressing on a ciabatta roll. Add Mozzarella +$1.
6.95 small 10.95 regular
The Return of the Briskwitch
House-smoked brisket, bacon, Swiss and cheddar cheeses, chipotle mayo on Texas Toast.
The Return of the King? The Return of the Jedi? None is as tasty as The Return of the Briskwitch!
8.50 small 13.50 regular
Vegeta Wrap (v)
Lettuce, tomato, cucumber, alfalfa sprouts, carrots, avocado, and hummus in a flour tortilla.
6.50 small 11.00 regular
Barbarian Burger*
Smoked pulled pork, BBQ sauce, thick-cut onion ring.
13.00
Bard Burger*
Cheese curds tucked inside a thick-cut onion ring, bacon, and a fried egg.
13.00
Chaotic Good Burger*
A sweet-and-salty burger experience smothered in peanut butter, bacon, and pepper jack cheese. Ian recommends adding jalapeño slices +$0.75.
11.95
Familiar Burger*
Burger, bun. Want to BYO? Start here, then visit the Crafting Station to build your perfect burger.
9.50
Inconceivable Burger* (v)
Featuring Impossible Burger v2.0, fried onions, tomato, roasted red pepper, garlic aioli, and spring mix.
15.00
Level 2 Cleric Burger*
Worcestershire-seasoned fried mushrooms and Swiss cheese. Add fried onion (you’ll thank us later) +$0.75.
11.50
Trogdor the Burgernator*
A Cajun-seasoned beef patty with pico de gallo and chipotle mayo. Burgenate the countryside!
11.95
A Taco Called Wanda*
Breaded perch, chipotle mayo, creamy or vinegar slaw.
I’m going to call this one Lunch. Hello, Lunch!
13.95 three
Cowboy Beef Box Tacos
Smoked brisket, bacon crumbles, Swiss and cheddar cheeses, chipotle mayo.
8.95 two 12.50 three
Feed Me Tacos & Tell Me I’m Pretty
Smoked pulled chicken, house salsa verde, queso fresco, sour cream side.
7.95 two 11.95 three
Get in my Belly Tacos
Pork belly pan fried until crispy, tossed in our house BBQ sauce, and topped with creamy or vinegar slaw.
7.95 two 11.95 three
Grilled Veggie Tacos (v)
Zucchini, carrot, bell peppers, and onions grilled fajita-style then topped with lettuce and pico de gallo.
6.95 two 9.95 three
Taco Walk on the Wild Side*
Cajun fried shrimp, choice of creamy slaw or vinegar slaw, chipotle mayo.
12.95 three
BBQ Pork Sliders
Two sliders with smoked pulled pork, house BBQ sauce, and choice of creamy slaw or vinegar slaw.
6.00
Black Bean Nachos (v)
Housemade tortilla chips topped with refried black beans, cheddar cheese, and pico de gallo.
6.00
Bruschetta (v)
Toast slices topped with our fresh tomato-basil-garlic mixture.
6.00
Buffalo Chicken Wontons
Fried buffalo chicken with pepper jack cheese in a hand-wrapped wonton (3). Served with Bleu Cheese.
6.00
Cauliflower Wings
Hand breaded and deep fried florets tossed in your favorite sauce: Buffalo, BBQ, Szechuan, Honey Sriracha, Teriyaki, or Sweet Chili. Side of Ranch of Bleu Cheese.
6.00
Chili Cheese Fries
Waffle fries topped with Eddy’s housemade nacho cheese and chili.
6.00
Chips of Snacking (v)
Housemade tortilla chips served with choice of two: Guacamole, Nacho Cheese, or Pico de Gallo.
6.00
Eyeholes (v)
Two homemade deep fried mac and cheese balls with jalapeño. Chipotle Ranch dip.
6.00
Hummus Snack (v)
Fresh seasonal veggies with traditional hummus dip and chips.
6.00
Jalapeño Pop ’em Like It’s Hot (v)
Three hand breaded and deep fried jalapeño poppers.
6.00
Oak & Shield Bash Hash*
Tetris tots or waffle fries topped with smoked pulled pork, house BBQ sauce, and a fried egg.
6.00
Pickle Chips (v)
Hand-breaded and deep fried pickle slices. Choice of dip.
6.00
Tostadas
Two fresh & crispy tostada shells with refried black beans, choice of smoked pulled chicken or smoked pulled pork, topped with pico de gallo and lettuce.
6.00
Atlas Mac
Mac and cheese with brisket, fried onions, and tots. Baked with panko breadcrumbs.
8.95 small 13.50 regular
B.Y.O. Mac & Cheese (v)
Build your own mac at the Crafting Station!
5.95 small 10.25 regular
Jek Porking Pork Belly Mac
Mac and cheese topped with crispy pork belly in house BBQ sauce and haystack onions. Red Six, standing by.
8.50 small 13.50 regular
Mediterranean Pasta (v)
Cavatappi pasta with olives, capers, and garlic tossed in butter & olive oil.
6.95 small 11.95 regular
Pasta Carbonite*
Smoky bacon and egg take center stage in our legen… wait for it … non-dairy carbonara with onions and garlic.
Add Han Solo… eh, no… Add Shredded Parmesan +$1
6.95 small 11.95 regular
Pasta Marinara (v)
Cavatappi pasta with marinara sauce.
Add all-beef meatballs +$4 | Add grilled chicken +$3 | Add grilled shrimp +$5
5.95 small 9.95 regular
Phoenix Hawk Mac
Mac and cheese with crispy or grilled buffalo chicken, panko breadcrumbs, and bleu cheese crumbles.
7.95 small 13.25 regular
Brisket Dinner
House-smoked tender beef brisket with 2 sides.
16.95
Build-Your-Own Omelet*
Build your own omelet at the Crafting Station.
Comes with your choice of 1 side.
9.00
Cherry’s Special
Grilled chicken breast, steamed broccoli, choice of 1 dip.
7.00
Rib Dinner
Smoked-in-house BBQ pork ribs with 2 sides.
16.00 half-rack 26.00 full rack
Veggie Stir Fry (v)
Carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, zucchini, yellow squash with house ginger soy sauce reduction on a bed of white rice – or brown rice & quinoa blend +$2.50.
11.00
Build-Your-Own Quesadilla
Cheddar cheese and Pepper Jack melted in a flour tortilla. Side of sour cream.
7.00
Grilled Cheese & 1 side
Cheddar and Swiss cheese melted on Texas toast.
7.00
Kids’ Mac & Cheese
Nacho cheese sauce poured over spiral noodles and topped off with cheddar cheese.
7.00
PB&J & 1 side
Peanut butter and strawberry jelly on Texas toast.
7.00
Porg Strips & 1 side
Two hand breaded chicken strips with 1 dipping sauce.
8.00
Sliders* & 1 side
Two 3oz beef sliders. Plain or with American cheese.
7.00
Angel Bites
Airy puff pastry sopapillas covered in cinnamon sugar with caramel syrup.
5.00
Churro Nachos
Churro bites topped with toasted marshmallows and chocolate syrup for a pull-apart treat.
5.00
Cookie Dough & Ice Cream
Our homemade cookie dough (no eggs) with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce drizzled on top.
6.50
Deep Fried Oreos
Made fresh and served hot with housemade Nutella whipped cream. Just like Mom used to make.
6.00
Floating Away
Your choice of Sprecher Root Beer or Sprecher Cream Soda poured over a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
5.00
Nutella Sundae
A scoop of vanilla ice cream enshrined in a mountain of house-made Nutella whipped cream. Cinnamon sugar tortilla garnish.
8.00
The Hand (Pie) of the King
Three miniature hand pies made-in-house with luscious Nutella (7.00) or with our made-from-scratch apple pie filling (8.00). Served hot with vanilla ice cream.
7.00 Nutella 8.00 Apple
Winky’s Demise
Vanilla ice cream float with caramel & chocolate syrup swirl, turns our classic Butterbeer into an even more decadent treat (contains alcohol).
7.00 non-alcoholic 11.00 contains alcohol
Basic B*
Avocado toast with pico de gallo, over easy egg, and Cajun seasoning.
9.50
Berries and Cream French Toast*
French toast stuffed with berry cream cheese jam. Dusted with powdered sugar.
11.95
Bottomless Mimosas
What? Don’t look at me like that. It’s a starter… a PARTY starter!
15.00
Build-Your-Own Omelet*
Build your own omelet at the Crafting Station.
Comes with your choice of 1 side.
9.00
Build-Your-Own Pancakes
Buttermilk pancakes served with 100% maple syrup. Start with 3 pancakes, keep adding for +$2.00 each.
Add strawberry, blueberry, banana, or chocolate chips for +$1.00 each or bacon crumbles for +$1.50.
Gluten-free available for +$2.
9.00
Diglett’s Doughnut Holes
Deep fried dough dusted with cinnamon sugar. Served with Nutella and 100% maple syrup dipping sauces.
6.50
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch*
Toasted English muffin, thick cut ham, poached egg, and Hollandaise sauce. Side of brunch potatoes.
11.95
Elven Toast*
French toast topped with bacon bits, dusted with powdered sugar. 100% maple syrup.
11.95
Hello, Sweetie! Benedict*
Roasted sweet potato slice topped with tomato, guacamole, poached egg, and chipotle Hollandaise sauce. Side of brunch potatoes. Spoilers! The sweet potato slice replaces the English Muffin.
11.95
Huevos Rancheros*
2 eggs any style, served over a bed of potatoes and chorizo, with ranchero sauce, pico de gallo, and drizzled with sour cream.
12.95
Kaiju Cristo*
Melted Swiss cheese, turkey, and ham between two slices of French toast, topped with powdered sugar. Served with preserves and Dijon mustard on the side. Side of seasonal fresh fruit.
11.95
Millennial Falcon*
Avocado toast with smoked salmon, red onion, salt, cracked black pepper.
11.95
Monte Cristo Sliders Sliders*
3 Brioche sliders with scrambled eggs, turkey, and ham. Dusted with powdered sugar and served with Dijon mustard on the side. Even Q-Ball, Wade, and the Cryin’ Man say these are the best sliders.
10.95
One Does Not Simply Eat Bruschetta*
Avocado toast with housemade tomato-basil-garlic bruschetta topping, and over-easy egg.
10.95
Samwise the Bagel
Smoked salmon, capers, cream cheese, tomato. Side of seasonal fruit.
11.95
Sweet and Salty Potato Pancakes
Traditional German potato pancakes, apple slices, cinnamon sugar butter, and 100% maple syrup. Side of breakfast sausage.
12.00
That’s Definitely Not a Mimic*
Breakfast Burrito with scrambled eggs, brisket, tater tots, cheddar cheese, and pico de gallo in a grilled flour tortilla. Chorizo gravy. Side of Sriracha sour cream.
12.95
Side Upgrades
+$2.00 Side Upgrades: Mac & Cheese, Sweet Potato Fries, Side Salad, Caesar Salad, Cup of Soup or Chili.
+$2.50 Side Upgrade: Brown Rice & Quinoa Blend.
Standard Sides
Many items come with a Side. Here are your choices.
Tetris Tots, Waffle Fries, Potato Salad, Creamy Slaw, Vinegar Slaw, Steamed Veggies, Mashed Potatoes, Carrots (steamed/ raw), Celery Sticks, Broccoli (steamed/ raw), Peppers (red/ green), Cucumber slices.
Cheeses +$1
Bleu Cheese Crumble, Shredded Cheddar, Pepper Jack, Queso Fresco, Nacho Cheese, Parmesan, American, Provolone, Swiss, Mozzarella.
Feeling Saucy? +$0.75
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Creamy Dill, Chipotle Ranch, Chipotle Mayo, Honey Mustard, Szechuan, Honey Sriracha, Sweet Chili, BBQ, Buffalo, Garlic Parmesan, Housemade Garlic Aioli, Housemade Ginger Aioli, Housemade Bacon Jam, Sour Cream.
Toppings
Avocado +$1.5 | Bacon Jam +$0.75 | Bacon strips or crumbles +$1.5 | Diced Ham +$3 | Grilled/Crispy Chicken +$3 | Thick-Cut Ham +$4 | Pulled Pork +$3 | Smoked Brisket +$4 | All-Beef Meatballs +$4 | Chorizo +$3 | Seared Tuna Slices +$5 | Shrimp +$5 | Pork Belly +$4 | Fried Egg +$2
Veggies +$0.75
Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Black Olives, Cauliflower, Celery, Pickles, Red or Green Peppers, Jalapeños, Onions (raw or fried), Pico de Gallo, Broccoli (steamed or raw), Cucumbers, Carrots (steamed or raw), Zucchini.
Arrakis Sunrise
Infuse Mango Habanero Vodka, Peach Nectar, Lime Juice, Sassafras Bitters.
He who controls the spice controls the Universe.
9.50
Bumblebee Hot Toddy
Domeloz Honey Spirit, Lemon Juice, Honey Simple Syrup, and Black Strap Bitters. Served HOT. Megatron got your voice box?
10.50
Butterbeer
Our top secret magical potion served on ice with Sprecher Cream Soda.
What happens at Slughorn’s Christmas Party stays at Slughorn’s Christmas Party.
9.00
Caramel Apple Martini
Vodka, Butterscotch Schnapps, and Sour Green Apple. Served up with a Caramel swirl. Is it car-a-mel or care-a-mel?
8.00
Colossus and the Wanderer
A Gigantic 32oz Mug of Blueberry Lager, Angry Orchard, Guinness Irish Stout paired with a shot of Leroux Blackberry Brandy.
On the horizon, a hulking beast emerges from the mists…
15.00
Exploding Blue Lemonade
Smirnoff Raspberry Vodka, Blue Potion, Lemonade, with an explosive Blue Raspberry shot on the side. The Leaky Cauldron is not responsible for any explosions, drink at your own risk.
9.50
Fruit Punch Man
Pinnacle Peach, Mango Cruzan, Hendricks Gin, Sauza, Passion Fruit, Soda
I’ve become too strong.
9.50
James and the Giant Peach
Ketel Peach & Orange Blossom Vodka, Peach Simple Syrup, Lemon Juice, Whipped Cream. James found himself a new friend…
10.00
King of the Pumpkin Patch
Makers Mark, Autumn Magic Simple Syrup, and Cointreau.
This is Halloween!
13.00
Kirby’s Dreamland
Tanqueray, Rose Champagne, Rose Simple Syrup, Lemon Juice.
Unstoppable puffball with an infinite appetite.
9.50
Mlem! YOSHI!
Puntagave Mezcal, Domaine De Canton, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Jamaican #2 Bitters. Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring POP!
10.50
Sends Chili Down My Spine
Sauza Reposado Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, and a dash of Spice served with a Chili Salt Rim. This will give you the right kind of goosebumps
9.00
Summer is NOT over, Shut Up!
Rum Haven, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice, and Simple Syrup.
We are in denial too. If you close your eyes while drinking this, you can feel the sun on your skin.
10.00
White Walker
RumChata, Autumn Magic Simple Syrup, Vanilla Smirnoff Vodka, and Whipped Cream. Winter is Coming
9.00
Witches Brew
Makers Mark, Amaretto, and Autumn Magic Simple Syrup, with a Cinnamon Stick. Served HOT. Double, double toil and trouble
8.00
Special Dietary Requirements?
Our kitchen uses shared equipment for all food preparation. Given this limitation, we aim to have tasty options for most common dietary restrictions.
Gluten: Ask your server for our special menu of items which can be made with gluten-friendly modifications.
Vegetarian items have a (V) after the item’s name. We list the ingredients of these items so Vegans can make their own decision on what is or is not acceptable.
Warnings, notices, and the like.
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
A gratuity of 18% shall be added for events, parties of 8 or more, unsigned or missing credit card receipts, and unclosed bar tabs.
